Okay, who keeps stealing my Thackeray?
Yes, but does YOUR office have an orange refrigerator full of Penguin Classics?
This is superb! Beats my penguin refrigerator that’s full of oranges!
…what is this magical place?
I WORK IN A FUCKING BOOKSTORE. WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THIS??
I feel like this is what will happen to me in the future. But in a real fridge, because I’ll get so scatterbrained that...